tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post9101540365249163679..comments2023-10-20T08:32:14.040-04:00Comments on Heaving Dead Cats: Christian Crap For ChildrenAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12653141544095753595noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-73226856036883086982010-05-18T04:45:35.000-04:002010-05-18T04:45:35.000-04:00The nail cross is the best! So much torture packed...The nail cross is the best! So much torture packed into such a little item. LOL!Dan Gilberthttp://www.rationalitynow.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-3802210372321380412010-05-18T11:28:34.000-04:002010-05-18T11:28:34.000-04:00Beautiful. Nothing like scores of cheap (slave-la...Beautiful. Nothing like scores of cheap (slave-labor made) Jesus junk to reinforce your kid's indoctrination.Buffyhttp://www.lavenderliberal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-51766300074340944672010-05-18T12:48:52.000-04:002010-05-18T12:48:52.000-04:00Damn. This stuff is way cooler than the junk they ...Damn. This stuff is way cooler than the junk they sold us at the "catholic bookstore" in the basement of the church when I was a kid. All we had were holy cards, prayer books, cheesy little plastic saint statues and cheap beaded rosaries to pick from. <br><br>Christian kids are so spoiled nowadays.<br><br>/s<br><br>Great post, Neece! Keep 'em coming. (I nearly peed myself laughing.)easydoesitnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-52697983562726305202010-05-19T04:06:28.000-04:002010-05-19T04:06:28.000-04:00I know. You can either get it ready made or get th...I know. You can either get it ready made or get the kit where you can make it yourself! Just like Jesus would have. How awesome is that?!Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-76271332269761255282010-05-19T04:08:30.001-04:002010-05-19T04:08:30.001-04:00Ah, an excellent point that I missed, Buffy. You&#...Ah, an excellent point that I missed, Buffy. You're right, this probably is slave labor made. It's pretty awful on its own though as you pointed out so concisely.Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-65679331328476387982010-05-19T04:08:30.000-04:002010-05-19T04:08:30.000-04:00LOL! Christian kids ARE so spoiled these days! I&#...LOL! Christian kids ARE so spoiled these days! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-91215374432988509862010-05-19T15:50:39.000-04:002010-05-19T15:50:39.000-04:00I want the Bible tin. I'll dump out the crappy...I want the Bible tin. I'll dump out the crappy mints and keep condoms in it. :)MaleficVTwinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-87488536321867481732010-05-19T15:51:39.000-04:002010-05-19T15:51:39.000-04:00Likely non-Christian slave labor too. Wonder how t...Likely non-Christian slave labor too. Wonder how they like building that crap?MaleficVTwinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-55818208580954083302010-05-19T19:26:54.000-04:002010-05-19T19:26:54.000-04:00You can buy most of this at www.orientaltrading.co...You can buy most of this at www.orientaltrading.com<br>Kinda gives away the manufacturers location.Edwardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-77441101237459050692010-05-24T15:58:44.000-04:002010-05-24T15:58:44.000-04:00Check out Misspoppy.com. She has lots of fun stuf...Check out Misspoppy.com. She has lots of fun stuff like Birth control gum. "When your abstinence pledge fails you, chew Birth Control gum. It won't work either!"<br><br>and a fridge magnet that reads: "Jesus Would Slap The Shit Out Of You"mutzalinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-67085289347785695762010-05-25T13:50:15.000-04:002010-05-25T13:50:15.000-04:00This is like the bread I found at my local Kroger,...This is like the bread I found at my local Kroger, modeled by my lovely fiancée.<br><br>http://dougsfiles.info/pub/JesusBread/Doug Chttp://global-atheist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-64411021650091998222010-05-25T23:20:58.002-04:002010-05-25T23:20:58.002-04:00Yes, these pages came from orientaltrading.com'...Yes, these pages came from orientaltrading.com's catalog.Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-62380652064626949582010-05-25T23:20:58.001-04:002010-05-25T23:20:58.001-04:00That's the funniest thing I've read all we...That's the funniest thing I've read all week. HAHAHA!Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-40187367945772194992010-05-25T23:20:58.000-04:002010-05-25T23:20:58.000-04:00Funny! :PFunny! :PNeecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-2470912200164445722010-05-25T23:23:08.000-04:002010-05-25T23:23:08.000-04:00Yeah, Ezekial Bread has been around for some time....Yeah, Ezekial Bread has been around for some time. The other I hadn't heard of.<br>Like biblical writers knew about optimal nutrition, right? :P<br>Thanks for the pictures, Doug! :DNeecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-11662241401937350072010-05-26T06:59:54.000-04:002010-05-26T06:59:54.000-04:00That's wacky. I had never heard of it until th...That's wacky. I had never heard of it until that night.<br><br>I have no desire for Jesus loaf. Ooooh, the innuendo!Doug Chttp://global-atheist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-45996013099787732862010-06-03T17:45:40.000-04:002010-06-03T17:45:40.000-04:00HAHA! Jesus Loaf! How gross! I knew a catholic wom...HAHA! Jesus Loaf! How gross! <br>I knew a catholic woman who was into all kinds of new age stuff. She swore by ezekial bread. It was in the BIBLE, after all! (Argument from authority and tradition, anyone?!)Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-51529476827465056292010-06-08T23:24:34.000-04:002010-06-08T23:24:34.000-04:00Ah yes, Oriental Trading. I got to know this catal...Ah yes, Oriental Trading. I got to know this catalog and its products very well as a preteen youth groupie. I still get them in the mail sometimes - oh how I look forward to reading the Good News about their flimsy plastic trinkets.trinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-37033973578580563312010-06-10T18:03:14.000-04:002010-06-10T18:03:14.000-04:00LOL, that's kinda sad, actually.LOL, that's kinda sad, actually.Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-54895005496768669872010-06-12T03:49:58.000-04:002010-06-12T03:49:58.000-04:00As for bread in Biblical proportions (too funny!),...As for bread in Biblical proportions (too funny!), it's sad that these people can't remember those verses are to be taken in the context of the times. Since 'fasting' once meant not eating meat (versus the contemporary meaning of not eating any food at all), they created a bread providing a complete protein closely matching the protein obtained from eating meat. The bread is good for diabetics (or pre-diabetics like me), but there's a similar bread called Healthy 35 that's much less expensive, high in fiber, and low in calories - and doesn't have a Bible verse (lol).<br><br>Fast forward to modern times, and it's even sadder that people think they have to stuff their kids' mouths with torture-symbol mints! Or they can feel closer to Jesus by making their own nail necklace??!! At least the godless Buddhists are the ones making money. ;)<br><br>Funny post, Neece!IndyDinahttp://www.twitter.com/indydinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2352648376305239677.post-59267244634434215592010-06-16T18:59:43.000-04:002010-06-16T18:59:43.000-04:00I wonder if they knew the bread recipe in Ezekiel ...I wonder if they knew the bread recipe in Ezekiel was high in protein though? How would they know that back before the Common Era? Just curious.<br>Also, most christians never even read the bible, let alone take it in historical context. Which is a shame because that would lead a lot more people to atheism if they did.<br><br>Yes, I agree, how sad that they have to celebrate a torture symbol and even feed those symbols as mints to their children. It's not only sad, it's sick.Neecehttp://www.heavingdeadcats.com/noreply@blogger.com