Too Sick To Be Clever - Lolcat, save me!

I have a bad cold. I've been sick for a week and I don't feel like I'm that much better. Now I've lost my voice (my husband doesn't seem upset by that for some reason.. LOL). And to make matters worse, I am just really tired and can't think of anything clever for you. Don't worry. I'll think of something soon. But just so you don't feel forgotten or neglected, Lolcat is filling in for me.

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."  I love this bus slogan. It's brilliant. This is my favorite so far.

science flies you to the moon!

"That's right sweetheart; dreams and goals are satan's way of distracting you from making dinner." My comments all involve swearing so I'll just let it stand as is. :P

Satan Is So Distracting

oh JESUS! This is just too freaking much, this cake. I had to show it to you.

baby jesus cake

Happiness is submission to GodZILLA! LOL!

Happiness is submission to GodZILLA!

This is my favorite Russell's Teapot. Get the drano!

Russell's Teapot

Ceiling Cat guides the hand of man to write LOLbible.

ceiling cat and lolbible

Satan Cat: He's going to kill you and your family once he gets outta there. LOL!

satan cat
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10 comments:

  1. KarenFebruary 16, 2009 at 3:01 AM

    The 'baby' on the cake looks like a severed thumb. Satan Cat probably ripped it off. :)

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  2. BuffyFebruary 16, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    OMFSM that cake is too evil!

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  4. Rev TimFebruary 17, 2009 at 5:10 AM

    sorry to hear you're ill,neece ,....have you tried prayer?

    sorry for that bad joke,too,but i do offer to help when able.....although i (and scientific medicine) cannot do much for viral respiratory illnesses,i certainly would offer 'free advice' on medical matters....call me if questions anytime you can't easily converse with your family doctor .....or just want some 'free advice'......the bus ads campaign in England is fantastic.....if possible our local group wants to copy the US Humanists' billboard message "Don't Believe in Gods?" (background sky,clouds) "You're Not Alone!"

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  5. NeeceFebruary 17, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    I know, right? Too horrible for words... I just have to laugh. But really, it's so pathetic.

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  6. NeeceFebruary 17, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    HA! I totally agree, Karen. It took me ages to realize that was supposed to be the baby jeebus. I kept thinking it looked like a severed thumb too! LOLZ! Satan Cat.. he's so grumpy, he probably did rip it off! LOL!!! ROFL!

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  7. NeeceFebruary 17, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    Thanks Rev Tim. I'll put you on my speed dial. :D Let's talk about that billboard idea. I can design it for you. We'd have to see about copyright issues, or permission, too.

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  8. easydoesitMarch 23, 2010 at 3:55 AM

    hmmm... I thought it looked more like a severed penis and wondered if it belonged to the "birthday boy".

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  9. NeeceMarch 24, 2010 at 4:19 AM

    LOL! Right! This was back when they still hadn't nailed the whole circumcision thing. Sometimes they bit the whole penis off! (That's how moils do it, you know, they bite the foreskin off. How gross is THAT?!) So yeah, maybe Jesus lost his penis in a freak circumcision accident? No wonder he was so grumpy, condemning people to burn in hell all the time. LOL!

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  10. AnonymousJune 5, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    Hey, the pics are gone!

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