Let's be honest, being an atheist on a religious holiday isn't very much fun. I have to behave myself around family. Half of them are great people, but the other half are fundamentalist bible-thumping hypocrites. It's tedious at the best of moments, torturous at the worst. So here is some easter humor for you:
Jesus Christ, King of the World, the Coming Resurrection, Sunday March 11, 2pm.... CANCELLED
Me so thorny... LOL!
Thanks for dying Jesus, this candy is AWESOME!
He's no good to be dead, LOL
Even Jesus hates you.
The Passion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
BRB, LOL, ROFL, WTF?, OMFG!, Nom Nom!, Woot!
The Last Peep Supper