Butch, my awesome husband, found the following 4 act play with lobsters in trees. I have added a bit of information for your edumacation enjoyment. Who knew some lobsters were so daft?
Act 1: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc (after this, therefore because of this). Since the event followed this one, that event must have been caused by this one.
Act 2: Appeal to Authority. Something is true just because a person of perceived authority says it's true. (McCain? Srsly? Oh, Lobsters, you can do better!)
Act 3: Appeal to Ignorance. Something is true because we don't know it isn't true.
Act 4: Ad Hominem. Attacking the person instead of the argument.
Found here, thanks! :)