The internet is full of memes. One of my favorites are the God Meme. Basically it' s a picture of The Almighty with a little bit about how he operates.
Instead of listing them in all their bad graphic glory, I am just going to write them out for you. (I'm sure this breaks some uber-nerd interwebs code of ethics)
Create AIDs - Forbid condoms.
Help actresses win awards - Do nothing about world hunger.
Wrath is a sin - Blow up cities to show who's boss.
Bow before me. - I need the attention.
Create homosexuals - Ban homosexuality.
No worshiping idols - Hang a cross in your home.
Omnipotent, perfect - Jealous.
Create world for humans - 70% salt water.
Japanese wave at me - I wave back.
Jews are my chosen people - LOL Holocaust.
Day 1: create light - Day 4: create light source.
Humanity descended from one man and one woman - Who only had sons.
Use Judas to fulfill grand plan, save humanity - LOL, burn in hell, Judas.
Help NFL team win Superbowl - Ignore starving Africans.
Make greed a sin - Make republicans my favorite party.
Unconditional love - with conditions.
Create entire universe out of nothing. - Need Adam's rib to create 1 more thing.
Job loves me and follows my rules - Kill his family and cover him in boils, lolz.
I hurricane cities because of their gay people - Usually in hurricane-prone areas during hurricane season.
Make sex really awesome - Forbid it.
Only true god - Incredibly jealous.
All Powerful - Cannot exterminate his demon problem.
Make heaven perfect - send man to earth.
Ban eating pigs - Create bacon.
I gave you free will - So use it exactly as I command you to.
Thou shalt not commit adultery - Sorry Joseph.
Lust is wrong - Yoga pants.
Make oil invaluable to society - Give it to the Arabs.
Gives you a sense of humor - Forbids you to laugh at blasphemous jokes.
So can you think of any others? Here is the God Meme Generator. If you make one or think of one, share it with us.