The internet is full of memes. One of my favorites are the God Meme. Basically it' s a picture of The Almighty with a little bit about how he operates.Instead of listing them in all their bad graphic glory, I am just going to write them out for you. (I'm sure this breaks some uber-nerd interwebs code of ethics)
Create AIDs - Forbid condoms.
Help actresses win awards - Do nothing about world hunger.
Wrath is a sin - Blow up cities to show who's boss.
Bow before me. - I need the attention.
Create homosexuals - Ban homosexuality.
No worshiping idols - Hang a cross in your home.
Omnipotent, perfect - Jealous.
Create world for humans - 70% salt water.
Japanese wave at me - I wave back.
Jews are my chosen people - LOL Holocaust.
Day 1: create light - Day 4: create light source.
Humanity descended from one man and one woman - Who only had sons.