I hope you are enjoying ham, chocolate and good company. Here is some irreverent, blasphemous humor for you today:
Now we know how Easter Eggs are made!
All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He is Risen!
Thanks for dying, Jesus. This candy is awesome!
Zombie Jesus: Only the living dead can give you Eternal Life.
I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a teenager with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah! And you're welcome!
Today Jesus rose from the grave to eat your brains! Happy Easter!
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Christianity: Making it okay to eat your best friend.