Proud To Be Brainwashed

I walked past a shop in town the other night and saw a yellow sign for sale in the window. In big letters, the main message said, BRAINWASHED. It definitely piqued my interest so I walked over to read the small print. It ended with a bible quote and I laughed out loud. So now Christians are proud to be brainwashed? Oh, the irony!

There was a website on the bottom of it - I went there and found all kinds of glorious products, including a version of Brainwashed on a t-shirt. You know I'm getting this for my husband for Christmas! HA!

Before I show you my favorites though, I wanted to share some of their mission, and how best to use their products, according to their home page:
Kerusso Christian [products] provide Christians the ability to share the Good News of Jesus. Today the great commission is being fulfilled through the simple act of wearing Christian Apparel.

Kerusso Christian [products are] created with one thing in mind, and that is to give the one wearing it (or giving it) the opportunity to share their faith.

As you consider the type of Christian [item] you will be wearing, remember these three simple things and make sure your next Christian [item] has them:
  • Focus quickly on the quick message of salvation – remember you only get about 3 seconds for the reader to see the design and read the message, so make sure it's eye-catching.
  • Make sure the Message is easy to understand. You want your Christian [item] to share the Gospel with a non-believer in a clear way that is not confusing.
  • Make sure the whole message can be communicated. Over 3,000 people will read your Christian Shirt, and some only about a dozen will approach you with a question. Make sure you can convey the message completely in order to reach as many people as possible.
Good to know! I will keep that in mind with my blasphemous godless t-shirts that I make.

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. Which ones will you buy for Christmas for your loved ones? You can do all your shopping at this one site! (there are even more there to choose from if this isn't enough)

God’s Word has an amazing cleansing power - read it every day and your mind will be squeaky clean!
Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. -Romans 12:2

Happily Forever After:
"The Bible is not a fairy tale - accept Jesus and you'll live Happily Forever After! And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again . . . John 14:3. Storybook design tells of eternal happinesss!"

Yes, I am a Princess:
my Father is the King of Kings!
Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God. —John 1:12

Philippians 4:13
Sport this new tee and tell the world that nothing is impossible!
I can do everything through him who gives me strength. —Philippians 4:13

My lifeguard walks on water:
Jesus is truly our Lifeguard - He rescued us from certain death. He also walks on water!
During the fourth watch of the night Jesus went out to them, walking on the lake. —Matthew 14:22-32

Heaven is for Real! (and you're gonna like it!)
Based on the #1 New York Times Bestseller!
"Heaven is for Real" and you're gonna like it!
fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. — Hebrews 12:2

Give it all you got and give all the glory to God!
Enter his gates with thanksgiving and his courts with praise; give thanks to him and praise his name. - Psalm 100:4

I Found Mr. Right:
and He’s perfect!
. . . as a bridegroom rejoices over his bride, so will your God rejoice over you. —Isaiah 62:5

I am to die for:
How much do you matter to God? He thought you were “to die for” - so live for him!
But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. —Romans 5:8

Jesus has made us glad - rejoice in Him!
For you make me glad by your deeds, O LORD; I sing for joy at the works of your hands. —Psalm 92:4

Power in the blood:
There is power in the blood of Jesus. Turn on that power in your life today!
This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. —Matthew 26:28

Anointed Fighter
Every believer is an anointed fighter! We have been called to fight the good fight of faith.“ Anointed fighter” is also the trademarked name of a wonderful ministry that preaches and teaches the word of God using analogies from the Mixed Martial Arts community. Check ‘em out at
This bold cross within an octagon reminds us
to fight the good fight of faith, and to depend on Jesus for the victory.
Fight the good fight of faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. —1 Timothy 6:12

On the 6th day, God created dinosaurs!
"This dinosaur graphic appeals to kids of all ages! And God said, ""Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds . . .' And it was so. -Genesis 1:24"

God is my hero:
God is My Hero and my ROCK! Trust in Him and He'll take you to the next level!
The LORD is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge. He is my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold. —Psalm 18:2
Come, let us sing for joy to the LORD; let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation. —Psalm 95:1

The Holy Spirit:
You can do it - He will help!
This fun parody reminds us who we really need to go to for our building supplies, The Holy Spirit.
Then I will ask the Father to send you the Holy Spirit who will help you and always be with you. —John 14:16

A blood donor saved my life:
Jesus’ blood is the right type for everyone - He’s the universal donor!
Let Him transform your life today with the power of His blood.
This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. —Matthew 26:28

Jc - Elements:
The evidence of creation is there right down to the building blocks of the universe. It all came into existence through Christ.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and that life was the light of men. —John 1:1-4

I think I just had a heart attack from all the cheesiness. Some of these items are for kids. Gotta get em early! There is a Jesuit motto that expresses this perfectly: "Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man" which is based on a quotation by Ignatius of Loyola.


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