If you watch Top Gear, and you should because it's awesome, you know who the Stig is. If you don't, well, you don't know what you're missing. Don't worry, we'll get back to all matters atheist in a bit. Top Gear is a car show for gearheads. But honestly, those three guys make me laugh so hard I feel like my sides are going to split. We have to pause to laugh so that we don't miss anything, and we can never watch while eating or drinking anything to avoid making a mess.

Sometimes it's so funny it takes 5 minutes to get going again. I'm not kidding. Jeremy, James and Richard are unbelievably funny, even to me; a housewife who only cares if the car will be safe and get me where I need to go. Oh, and it should have a proper number of cup holders. I do not understand who in their right mind would design a station wagon with only one cup holder. It's barbaric. Other than that I love my Subaru Impreza, though. :P