Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

A Loss of Wisdom Squared

Today I'm getting my upper wisdom teeth yanked. So I have no idea how long I'll feel icky. I have some ideas brewing but I don't have time to give them the thought they deserve before my appointment so I thought I'd give you some lolcats and other fun or thought-provoking pictures today.

ur crappy day is irrelevant. I have unmet needs.



Politics: noun- frum Greek - "Poli" - many; "tics" - blood sucking parasites.



Beware of Dogma



You appear to be lost in thought...
I know it's unfamiliar territory for you. Shall I send a rescue party?



Zombie Apocalypse: Chances are, you're already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half-alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you an excuse to do something constructive.



C'mon, c'mon, it's either one or the other!



don't exist



No, I won't c0exist with your delusions.



To the Jehovah's Witnesses who keep knocking on my door and talking to my children while I"m out. This is for you.


Interesting Thought Provoking Blasphemous Pictures

Hey everyone, I'm sorry I've been so busy with personal stuff I haven't had much of a chance to blog for you guys. My family is arriving today for a long weekend so here are a few pictures to amuse you until I can get back to "normal".

Science vs. Religion - It's simple, really.



 


WTF Fail - LOL!



 


See More with Atheism



 


Sir David Attenborough (from Life on Air, BBC)


"I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programmes a lot, but I never give credit to the almighty power that created nature. To which I reply and say, "Well, it's funny that the people, when they say that this evidence of the Almighty, always quote beautiful things. They always quote orchids and hummingbirds and butterflies and roses." But I always have to think too of a little boy sitting on the banks of a river in west Africa who has a worm boring through his eyeball, turning him blind before he's five years old. And I replay and say, "Well, presumably the God you speak about created the worm as well," and now, I find that baffling to credit a merciful god with that action. And therefore it seems to me safer to show things that I know about the truth, truthful and factual, and allow people to make up their own minds about the moralities of this thing, or indeed the theology of this thing."



 


Calamities of Nature: "It makes one wonder what other amazing discoveries were missed during [the Dark Ages]."



 


Fundamentalist, Cafeterian, Deist, Atheist


Lighten Up!

How about some funny or insightful cartoons and pictures for a light Friday the 13th treat?

God At His Computer



BRRRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!



Grimace must be an atheist baby-eater!

Atheist Fun

Sometimes I just want to relax and have a bit of fun.

fatherly-loveI like this comic, jesus calling god the worst dad ever. LOL

evil atheistsGeez, those "evil" atheists are so wicked and skeery!

Happy New Year, Heathens!

indifferent to your suffering

Here's to an interesting year coming to a close, and the beginning of a fresh new year full of change and promise.

i be ok

I hope you're all having fun with your celebrations and being safe getting to and from any parties.

tell me bout you

This change is really just an arbitrary moment in time. A time to take stock, and a time to celebrate.

bacon not done yetNext year will be awesome. I know, that's my optimism speaking, but we'll make it the best year it can be. :)

optimist kitteh, pessimist kittehThank you for helping me be my best this year. Luvz U guyz!

Aww, damnit, I was aiming for posting at exactly midnight. But my awesome husband just called to wish me a Happy New Year. Damn, I love that guy. Ok, thank you again for being such great readers and commenters. Suggestions always welcome, as are guest posters. :)

Since I'm already late, how about one more lolcat? Let's see if I can find a really good one. (actually the optimist pessimist is one of my favs at the moment :P )

128714311177315353HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2009!

Happy Winter Solstice! Let's Celebrate With Lolcats!

no more xmas lites ever

It's that time of year, my friends. The Winter Solstice, the longest night of the year for us in the Northern Hemisphere, has arrived.

waitinfor-sandy claws

A Sacri-licious Experiment With The Body Of Christ

Stumbling around the intertoobs, my husband found a page titled, Body of Christ? Not So Nice! I cracked up laughing and thought I'd better share it with you. I haven't gone to church in about 27 years, so I don't remember what Jesus tasted like. The christian churches I went to served Jesus wafers with red grape juice (pansies), so I never even got to wash down the lord with the real stuff - red wine.

Maybe that's why I lost the faith! I didn't get the right jesus juice! I was cheated, and now I'm just a lost heathen. AMEN!

Anyway, this guy Kevin decided to try different toppings on the eucharist crackers. This was back in 2005, so I guess he beat PZ Myers to the sacriligeous punch, so to speak. Here's the intro to Body of Christ? Not So Nice!